Top scientists in Among Us have finally delivered the impossible; A method to classify the SUS with perfect accuracy. To solve amogus once and for all, they needed to suss out the sus *at scale*, and thus created a Neural Network classifier for crewmate images that achieved 100% accuracy over the population, which has a 'sus' rate of less than 5%. However, among the `us` lurked a final sus, who destroyed the back half of the fully trained model (where the classification head and some c